We have bugs here in Maine? Really? What bugs?

Okay, maybe there's a few. I guess even I have to admit to having seen one or two black flies, several mosquitoes, and maybe a no-see-um or three in the Maine woods over the years.

But what's the big deal?

Anyway, I kind of like the bugs. For selfish reasons.

A large, persistent, buzzing cloud of bugs helps keep the visitor population down. And helps keeps my favorite trails and campsites somewhat free and clear, at least through June or early July.

But bugs have even more benefits.

When you slap your arm clean of them and a few bugs fall into your soup, well, that's just added protein. All organic. I also find that, after inhaling a mouthful of bugs, and having a good coughing fit, that it helps to clear my lungs, so they're good for my health.

Bugs also add a nice touch to your smile when they get caught in your teeth. No worse than broccoli or poppy seeds. And of course, a goodly amount of bloody bug-bite pock marks all over you makes you wicked attractive to your girlfriend when you get home from a trip in the woods, so you're bound to get some sympathetic TLC.

So, all in all, a few bugs in the Maine woods really aren't a bad thing after all now, don't you think?

With my good 'ol Woodsman bug dope I'm ready, so bring 'em on...

What's your favorite bug potion or ingenius solution for dealing with bug season in Maine?