The rain is softening my brain. It must be.

Why else would I sit here, waterlogged and mildly dispirited, and google for ridiculous things like "the rain in Maine" and "rain suits".

It's grim. Very grim. But being damp and bored can yield some interesting information, however.

I discovered that the rain that falls on Maine today is anywhere from 10 to 100 times more acidic than it was a few years back.

That's nice.

So not only is there mold growing rather profusely between my toes, but I'm slowly being eaten alive by heavy-duty acid rain every time I step outside.

To combat this I found that I can buy industrial strength, heavyweight rainsuits in bulk for only $4.95 each if I buy 20 or more.

I think I'm in. You want one? Two?