Okay, here we go again...

Aron Ralston, trapped in a slot canyon, cut off his arm to save his life. Yadda, yadda, yadda.

And when his story aired on NBC last fall I taped it. Apparently I may have been one of the only people in the world to do so, because I have been beseiged with requests from all over the U.S. and beyond for a copy. More than a hundred queries anyway--and they're still coming--many with rather hefty offers of cash (but no beer).

Now, I could be one heckuva wealthy blogger over this if I wanted to run off some bootleg copies of the Aron special. But, as I've explained to you all and the kind tape-seekers before, that would be illegal. And since I'm not a big fan of jail food and confined spaces...

IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN! NO TAPE FOR YOU!

Sorry.