Hiking, biking, kayaking, canoeing, skiing, climbing...

Okay, now that adventurous outdoor activities have at least been mentioned, let's get on with the serious stuff.

Just as the wild animals of the East African savannah flock to the precious watering holes in the heat of summer, so must thirsty Portland area adventurers gather at Bleacher's for post-activity liquid sustenance when it re-opens later this week, very likely on Friday, according to owners Gladys and Chuck.

It won't be a moment too soon. It's the heat I tell you. Making me wicked parched...