Taking a leisurely pee along New Hampshire's scenic Kancamangus Highway in the White Mountain National Forest will never be the same.

Not after local police pulled a Gardiner, Maine man--clad in hip waders--out from beneath an outhouse after he was caught spying up at a woman who had sat down on the hopper to do her business.

Just imagine her surprise (and fright)!

Sicko.

The man had to be hosed off and decomtaminated before he could be hauled off to jail.

O-K.

So I've just got to ask: Dude, what were you thinking? And by the way, how the hell did you get in there?

You're lucky it wasn't me above you after a healthy meal of bean burritos, that's all I can say.