Yes, it's true.

There really is a Maine Black Fly Report.

Black fly activity is recorded weekly by volunteers from around the state. You could be one of them if you're interested.

You've gotta love the simple rating system: 1 = none or few, 2 = some, but tolerable and 3 = many, a royal pain (my favorite).

The latest report indicates some severe black fly activity in Somerset and Penobscot Counties and moderate elsewhere. For now.

But you've gotta know that as we inch toward June, it's all going to be "royal pain" territory.

So, be sure to pack the DEET when heading outdoors, cover up as you can with clothing, and grin and bear it!