I'm a big fan of alternative transportation. Yep, I am.

Clean, efficient, energy-saving, healthy, money-saving. All that good stuff.

Road bikes and mountain bikes fit that bill. And I own one of each. And use them.

They're good basic transportation for getting around. But they have their limits.

You have to pedal them, first off, causing you to sweat. And all that work and sweat makes you thirsty. Very thirsty. A water bottle attached to your bike is handy, but, well, just not that satisfying. And that narrow, poorly padded seat. So uncomfortable.

I could go on.

That's why I was so excited to discover the ultimate in recreational transportation: The Cooler-Scooter!

Sleek, inexpensive and so efficient. Hop on one of these and you'll be the envy of the neighborhood.

Getting hot and thirsty on your ride? Not a problem with the Quick Access Door!

Simply reach down, pop open the door, and pull out an ice cold beverage to slake your thirst! No need to gulp down your drink either. Simply set it into the convenient drink holder in the door lid and continue merrily on your way.

Going on a long day's ride and can't pack enough beverages and food into one unit?

No problem.

With the Cooler-Scooter Trailer Hitch (standard equipment), simply attach another cooler wagon or two, and you're good to go!

The Cooler-Scooter! A marvel of modern transportation technology. And the perfect mode of transport for the thirsty recreational enthusiast!

Brilliant!