Think you don't get outdoors enough?
At least you haven't been stuck sitting on a toilet inside a trailer... for TWO YEARS straight!
Good lord, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Or throw up.
How unbelievable. How sad, how very sad. Life just isn't very kind sometimes, is it?
My goodness I'm so glad it's Friday. News like this really does make me want to turn it all off, chuck everything, and head somewhere far, far out of range...