Now, I can't say for sure that that's what caused the ruckus on the highway this fine Memorial Day, but there was some kind camper fire going on in Scarborough that caused holiday traffic to get snarled up for a couple hours.

Sounds mighty suspicious I tells you. Good chance the guy was trying to cook while driving.

Jeez, how many times do I have to warn you not to do that! It just ain't safe. Just ask the guy in Germany who tried to grill sausages and drive. (A potential Darwin Award winner!). Not good.

Of course, having a belly full o' alcohol, three times over the legal limit in fact, probably didn't help matters. Small point, I realize, yes, but still. I mean, c'mon, that's expecting a lot, man.

To hold the steering wheel, hold a can of beer, and cook the meat. With all that going on, there's an awful good chance you're gonna burn the damn sausages!

So please, my camper friends, be safe on the road this summer... Don't grill and drive!