Bigfoot had better be on the lookout, 'cause there be a bounty on his (or her) head.

Yep, you heard it.

Bushnell (the binocular people) and Field & Stream magazine "have teamed up to offer $1 million to anyone who can provide an unaltered photograph/video, verified and substantiated by a panel of scientific experts [including a zoologist and biologist], the evidence required to prove a Sasquatch/Bigfoot/Yeti exists."

Why, I'm gonna get out there in the Maine woods too-ma-ree and start a-looking round. That dang Bigfoot has goots to be poking around here somewhere, I jez know it.

This old photo of Bigfoot is all I've got to go on when I set out to find him tomorrow and capture the $1 million bounty!
AP photo

I could sure use me that $1 million clams. Been playing the Maine State Lottery for years and never won nothing more than $20 bucks. How the hell am I gonna retire like that? Eh??

Bag me a Bigfoot, right here in the woods of Maine. Hell, maybe even right out here in the wilds of Bowdoin.

I be wicked rich then. Be able to afford some good living, like beer outta a bottle and some of that retaurant-type pizza. Mebbe even take the little woman to a movee.

OK, 'nuff said fer now. Gots to git some good sleep. Up early onto the hunt for Bigfoot and that there prize money...

You gonna be out there looking too? Keep yer distance, you hear. There's room for all of us to a-Bigfoot huntin.